{"product_id":"copy-of-ceramic-flowers-4-5in-ivory-chrysanthemum","title":"Ceramic Flower 6.5in Ivory Empire Cabbage Flower","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6.5 inches diameter, 2.7 inches tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: Glazed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeyhole for Wall Hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYear Designed: 2023\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs I stood there, gawking at the enormous ceramic flower on my sister's living room wall, I couldn't help but feel a twinge of envy. It was the kind of piece that screamed, \"I have my life together, and I'm not afraid to prove it with impractical wall art.\" The flower, a grotesque caricature of a camellia, loomed over us like a judge's powdered wig, its ivory petals unfurled in a silent scream of elegant despair. It was the bastard child of Georgia O'Keeffe and a DMV clerk's fever dream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"It's a statement piece,\" my sister declared, as if the flower hadn't already stated enough on its own. I circled it warily, half-expecting it to blink. That's when I noticed the keyhole on its backside, a practical touch that felt like finding a tax return stuffed inside a Fabergé egg. \"For hanging?\" I asked, immediately regretting my captain obvious moment. \"No, it's for feeding the flower monster that lives inside the wall,\" she deadpanned. \"Of course it's for hanging.\" I nodded, suddenly aware that my own walls at home were painfully devoid of organic-shaped ceramics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWas I even living if I didn't own a flower large enough to crush a small child? As I left that day, I couldn't shake the feeling that I'd witnessed the pinnacle of modern interior design. Who knew that the key to unlocking adulthood was a keyhole on the back of a monstrous flower?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45312980221996,"sku":"210000143050","price":76.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0004\/9948\/2668\/files\/iirt6xtrwt2nym30ruru.png?v=1771614251","url":"https:\/\/cornellfarms.com\/products\/copy-of-ceramic-flowers-4-5in-ivory-chrysanthemum","provider":"Cornell Farm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}